Gavros 1:23 Sat Jun 13
Richard "ape hands" Keys
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Be Careful What You Wish For...
West Ham finally have their man. Well, a man. Their 5th choice man, Slaven Bilic.
Why is it they always make such a hash of managerial appointments at Upton Park? Ms Brady once claimed my criticisms of the mess she made of sacking Avram Grant and finding a replacement were 'sexist'. No they weren't. They were honest and correct and I'd have said the same about any man who made such a hash of that incident.
Remember? Grant waving 'good-bye' after what he thought was his final game? West Ham believed they'd got Martin O'Neill lined up to replace him. They'd also spoken to Graeme Souness and Big Sam to see if either would be interested in the job. How do I know? They both asked for my thoughts. Both knew O'Neill was the preferred choice. The problem was that, having said 'yes', after getting advice from a top football official not to take the job, O'Neill changed his mind at the last minute. It left Ms Brady and West Ham looking very silly - and Grant returned to the dug out the following weekend! A mess I would say.
They're still at it. And what does it say about their belief in Bilic's ability to do the job that they've insisted he take a deal that pays him 'nothing' IF they go down this year. If they believe in him why are they even considering that as an option? Why?
He says he's aiming for the top four. I wish him well. He's a cunning operator, as Laurent Blanc will testify. Remember Bilic going down like a sack of spuds in that WC semi-final and costing Blanc a place in the final?
I do actually fear for West Ham. Big Sam did a fantastic job for them. He delivered on every front they asked and walked with pride. But if next season starts as this season finished they'll be in big trouble. And maybe they'll be right about insisting Bilic walk with nothing if they go down.
Cunt.
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Replies - In Chronological Order ( Show Newest Messages First)
Takashi Miike
1:25 Sat Jun 13
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I saw this cunt at the itv studios when I did my audition for 'the chase'
no surprise he's sticking up for his drinking buddie and fish munching dinosaur cunt
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ChesterRd
1:26 Sat Jun 13
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Would not have expected anything less from the simian looking throw back.
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Monk~koknee
1:27 Sat Jun 13
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Does he not see the irony in his statement:
" Big Sam did a fantastic job for them. He delivered on every front they asked and walked with pride. But if next season starts as this season finished they'll be in big trouble."
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Takashi Miike
1:28 Sat Jun 13
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the cunt should stop fearing for us and go and swing on the nearest tire
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Johnson
1:31 Sat Jun 13
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Fifth choice? How the fuck does he know that? Ape cunt.
He's a big mate of OAF's so this is to be expected.
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ted fenton
1:32 Sat Jun 13
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Monk~koknee 1:27 Sat Jun 13
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Lily Hammer
1:32 Sat Jun 13
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Someone should wax that 1970s-hairy-porn-cunt cunt.
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Private Dancer
1:35 Sat Jun 13
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How long before some cunt comes along and says 'I'd say he's spot on' or 'can't really argue with what he has said' or 'id agree with most of that'
Some CUNT will.
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Johnson
1:36 Sat Jun 13
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*sits on hands*
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Mr. Burns
1:37 Sat Jun 13
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Did you smash it Ruud?
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Side of Ham
1:45 Sat Jun 13
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Well i'm not going to take the odd job jnr cunts opinion seriously tbh.
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Mr Strug
1:45 Sat Jun 13
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Who fucking cares what this chewbacca looking wankers got to say?
He's a failed tv presenter, his opinion means nothing.
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johnyrotten
1:47 Sat Jun 13
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Why would souness ask a breakfast TV presenter on advice about taking a job?? Lying cunt !!
Why the media are writing billic off already is beyond me I can't wait for him to ram it down there throats when he starts getting results and performances that will show fat Sam for what he actually is a fucking fraud! Alladyce only what's one thing on his CV and that's to keep teams up he couldn't give a fuck about the fans who pay good money to watch decent football why the media kiss his arse is a mystery.
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monto
1:49 Sat Jun 13
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The cunt really does think he is the final word.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
1:52 Sat Jun 13
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His childish spat about Brady finished his career n mainstream TV and he's a very bitter man.
Who cares what the cunt thinks?
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collyrob
1:55 Sat Jun 13
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Goes to sex clubs and let's birds shit on his chest. FACT
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Mr Polite
1:56 Sat Jun 13
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Isn't he the bloke with a super injunction stopping it being reported that he gets prostitutes to shit on his chest?
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Takashi Miike
1:59 Sat Jun 13
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hahaha
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theaxeman
2:00 Sat Jun 13
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a man and mate of 'big sam' who has been sacked from his job for making sexist and inappropriate remarks! thanks for your input but its not worth a rub. The fact you wrote this on your own website and couldn't find a media outlet amongst the 100s out there shows how much your opinions are valued. Now get back in your box you bitter silly man.
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El Scorchio
2:01 Sat Jun 13
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What a load of pure unadulterated old cunt that article is.
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